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BC · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2025 6:43 am

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2025 10:28 am

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that's kind of the same thing.

BC · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2025 6:58 am

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2025 11:08 am

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

BC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2025 6:16 am

If you are attracted to both men and women, but neither are attacked to you, that means you are Bi-Yourself.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Dec 08, 2025 10:24 am

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2025 6:29 am

I think my wife has started to show the first signs of dementia ........ she said she can't remember what she ever saw in me.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2025 10:39 am

You can't hum while holding your nose closed.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2025 6:34 am

A good woman is by your side to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2025 10:24 am

We have a couple of rules in our relationship. The first rule is that I make her feel like she’s getting everything. The second rule is that I actually do let her have her way in everything. And, so far, it’s working.

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