Daily Quote

Viv · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2025 9:47 am

Remember it's the early bid that catches the worm

But

Is it the early worm that gets caught :run:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2025 10:18 am

I can't tell if you're on too many drugs or not enough.

BC · **Posted:** Thu Jan 01, 2026 6:30 am

Many years ago, I made a New Year’s resolution to never make New Year’s resolutions. Hell, it’s been the only resolution I’ve ever kept!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 01, 2026 10:34 am

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

BC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2026 6:47 am

When I was a kid, there were only two ways to die ............. natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Jan 02, 2026 10:19 am

I don't have a short temper; I just have a quick reaction to nonsense.

BC · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2026 6:28 am

I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help ..... but I stand corrected.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Jan 03, 2026 10:31 am

It's the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and to have the nonsense respected.

BC · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2026 6:26 am

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2026 10:56 am

People say I'm indecisive, but I don't know about that.