The Quote Of The Day

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:37 am

My goal is no longer to get more done, but rather to have less to do.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2025 7:32 am

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours .......... So they called it a day.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Jul 22, 2025 10:26 am

What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts won't come easy.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2025 7:22 am

We used to have village idiots, but thanks to the internet, they've gone global.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2025 10:42 am

I don't need a bucket list. I have a "stuff I'll probably never get around to" list.

BC · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2025 8:21 am

One minute you're young and fun. :stickman:

And the next, you're turning down the stereo in your car :iroc:

to see better. :glasses8:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2025 10:32 am

I was just minding my own business, then all of a sudden, 1975 was 50 years ago. :old1:

BC · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2025 7:23 am

I never wish death on anyone who wrongs me. I wish for sudden explosive diarrhea while stuck in traffic .... with frequent sneezing.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2025 10:45 am

Here's a list of things I'd like to do today:

BC · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2025 8:21 am

Sorry I sprayed WD40 in your mouth, but it did stop that noise you were making.