Daily Quote

BC · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2026 6:20 am

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Apr 04, 2026 10:21 am

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

BC · **Posted:** Sun Apr 05, 2026 7:36 am

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Apr 05, 2026 10:26 am

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

BC · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2026 7:02 am

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Apr 06, 2026 10:13 am

In beer, there is freedom, in wine, there is health, in cognac, there is power, and in water, there is bacteria.

phred · **Posted:** Tue Apr 07, 2026 4:33 am

BC wrote:

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.

Oh, so you've met my sister then, Brian?

BC · **Posted:** Tue Apr 07, 2026 7:08 am

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:20 am

The older I get, the better I used to be.

BC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 08, 2026 6:51 am

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.