Daily Quote

BC · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2026 6:11 am

A clear conscience :angel5:

is usually the sign of a bad memory. :dontknow:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2026 10:30 am

If my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party! :occasion7:

BC · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2026 6:36 am

If it quacks like a duck and it waddles like a duck.............. :goose:

it needs more time in the oven! :pale:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2026 10:26 am

I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else about what comes out of my mouth.

BC · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2026 6:55 am

If at first you don’t succeed, [-X

destroy all evidence that you tried. :yess:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2026 10:29 am

Young at heart, slightly older in other places. :old:

BC · **Posted:** Sat Feb 14, 2026 6:38 am

A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sat Feb 14, 2026 10:27 am

I'm not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.

BC · **Posted:** Sun Feb 15, 2026 6:34 am

When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Feb 15, 2026 10:43 am

We are all born mad. Some remain so.