Daily Quote

BC · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2025 6:29 am

Sometimes, saying nothing is the best answer. You see, silence can never be misquoted.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Sun Dec 28, 2025 10:32 am

Someone just called me normal.... I've never been so insulted in my life!

BC · **Posted:** Mon Dec 29, 2025 6:34 am

Being a male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Mon Dec 29, 2025 10:17 am

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

BC · **Posted:** Tue Dec 30, 2025 6:49 am

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 30, 2025 9:56 am

BC wrote:

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

They were right up there with whoever thought raw oysters would be too...! :licking:

Graeme Rhodes · **Posted:** Tue Dec 30, 2025 10:27 am

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. :cat1:

topjars · **Posted:** Tue Dec 30, 2025 1:01 pm

I saw a book once that was titled "one hundred uses for a dead cat".
The cover had a bloke using a stiff dead moggy as a toilet brush :badgrin:

Hippy Chippy · **Posted:** Tue Dec 30, 2025 2:20 pm

...... Ah yes, :type:

'101 Uses for a Dead Cat', A memorable book of
.. ....hilarious cartoons, :happy2:

still available on :type:

Amazon, etc...

:blackcat:

BC · **Posted:** Wed Dec 31, 2025 6:18 am

Tonight’s December thirty-first, something is about to burst … Hark, it’s midnight, Duck! Here comes another year!